On Friday, after realizing that I need a new name for my blog, my friend Bob sent me a facebook message with the title “Your blog needs a name.” It contained the following thoughts:
“Really. It needs a name, and quite badly.
May I make a few suggestions?
1. The Spinning Weasel
2. Llama Tsunami
3. Cranial Squeezins
4. The Smegmadrome (ewwww)
5. The Unlikely Adventures of Professor Barnaby McVishnu (Retired) and his Acrobatic Lobster Collective”
I think a few of these are excellent options, given the content and tone of this place so far. I think #5 is my favorite and, even if I don’t end up using it, I still want *someone* to write a story with that title.
Bob’s message reminded me that for a long time, I’ve been keeping a list of possible band names. You know. Just in case I ever decide to form a band. As one does.
So. Here are some of the possible band names I’ve collected over the years that might do double time as a blog title. Tell me what you think:
Flagrant Babymaking (this one might start rumors)
Dookie Twinkle (Inspired by a Dave Chappelle sketch)
Fists of Meat (might get some alternative traffic I’m not looking for)
Dead Sea Scrolls
Wookie Ice Cream Initiative
Somalian War Child
Jason and the Argonauts
Stained Glass Ceiling
So. That’s all I’ve got for now. I’m also open for suggestions.